You know you're addicted to SOCOM FTB2 when...

[Mr.StOrMsHaDoW♠]

True story but funny.

While waiting for a layover to Miami using the airports free wireless internet someone playing a demolition match with some clan mates yells at the top of his lungs the terrorist are belly camping by the fucking bomb noob.


Airport security was not happy.



nor was the guy damn those Belly Campers

[H0LY.J3SUS]

When you still play Socom when its been out for over a year, filled with hackers, glitches and banning.

When your parents tell you you have 45 minutes to play, 30 of those minutes include getting booted logging back in, about 23 times.

[unknownENEMY]

1.when you are having a bad day you try to "abort mission"
2.when you want a war and you get booted 25x and still log back in and come back to the same room and get booted again
when you
3.when you want to be someones friend and say that your gonna send them a friend invite
4.you randomly ask people that you dont know if they want to be in your clan
5.you dont like someone and you try to give them a clan invite to boot them
6.you play outside and run into walls because you think you still have vertical clipping on
7.you ask random people how to do a advance wall glitch
8.you ask random people for a boot tag
9.you ask random people for Inf. CE
10.you ask your parents for more CE because you spent it all for the Target Practice suit
11.you tell people that you have the officer hat

[aza]

hahaha loving that pmsl i dont do any off that so i gess im not adicted mwwhhaaaa

[IXxBossxXI]

• When your skydiving and pull out your PSP from no where.
• When you dream about PSP.
• When all you think about at school is PSP.
• When your house is on fire and you run back inside to get your psp and your wireless router.

all of those are irrelivant to the topic. its about socom addicts not psp's...

• When you become a military sniper and you wish you had no scope recoil and zoom teleport
• When your stuck and traffic and you think its fuking lag
• When you see if you can wall glitch in your room in some corner
• When you run really fast at a wall and try to verticaly clip it

LMFAO!!!

• When you try to revive your dead grandma
• When you get made fun of at school you say "I have anti-taunt= boot so HA!
• You write your essay's in 1337 "I 7I-I0I_I7 73I-I |300|< VV45 G00|)
• Your excuse for running slow is in gym that your R button is Stuck.
• When people say "you have a long name" you respond "its the long clan tag hack"
• You make youtube videos labled "real life wall glitch" or "real life flash"

Credit: poop-is-brown

i couldnt understand the third one and the last one is all johnny man. check his youtube profile LOL>

*your ftb2 umd is broken so you be a hooker for a day to buy it agian.
----Double Post----
*your friend is lying down in a creek to cool off and you yell"NOOB!! ley down in water hack!"

theres a lay down in water hack...? WOW...

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• When you run around while playing paint ball and yelling random taunts like:"You should have ducked buddy", "Mark one for Wraith!", and "Thats what i call a kick in the pants"(which is the funniest merc taunt lol)

[SyKotik Cannon]

*when u get on ur roof then attempt to skywalk and flash.

[Zeus]

• When you try to revive your dead grandma
• When you get made fun of at school you say "I have anti-taunt= boot so HA!
• You write your essay's in 1337 "I 7I-I0I_I7 73I-I |300|< VV45 G00|)
• Your excuse for running slow is in gym that your R button is Stuck.
• When people say "you have a long name" you respond "its the long clan tag hack"
• You make youtube videos labled "real life wall glitch" or "real life flash"

Credit: poop-is-brown

LMAO JOHNNY :D

and..

When your fighting with someone and he wont go down and you yell at him to stop using infinite health!

[SyKotik Cannon]

when ur talkin to someone with a stuttering problem
and u tell them their lagging.

[PoopDeritis]

*When you tell muted people to go by a mic.

*When you finally join the navy and attempt to use infinite heath.......

*When you use your mic for your ipod.

*When you mess around with a REAL gun thinking you turned the "Guns off" code.

*When have to go to your neighbors for their wifi when your routers down.

*When you make fun of the school bully thinking you have flash on.

*When you buy Socom umd when you already have the iso.

[CoDeX]

you know ur addicted when you start doing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4oq96F_5VM
Dont ban me:sad: johnny