Because Chuck Norris said he would round house kick me if I didnt
Because Chuck Norris said he would round house kick me if I didnt
this is what i think about chick norris jokes..........i dont mean to affend anyone but im just speaki9ng my mind( Mind oF Pillow)..............their are fucking ga and anyone who says them are kissing ass to chick norris and they should get shot..............i dont mean to affend people but its what i think.................
( this is going to get my probably banned or sumthing -_-' so much for freedom of press)
Chuck Norris FARTS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION PILLOW
lol chuck norris doesn't believe in germany haa dont get it??????????
i need a new one of these
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is probobly your actual father.
Chuck Norris never goes hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING!!!
chuck norris is wierd cause his mom got raped by a bull:) its a dumb one
*Please Resize Your Signature*
lol .
don't click this link...
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good ones
If you guys have any questions about the Xbox 360 please ask. Director of Human Resources.
MAN THOSE R GOOD JOKES MINE SUCK
chuck norris CAN BELEVE ITS NOT BUTTER
CHUCK NORRIS CAN DO A WHEELEE ON A UNICYCLE
CHUCK NORRIS WAS ONCE THE FIRST TI SPIN ON THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
THE FIRST 29 MINUTES OF THE SHOW CONSISTED OF EVERYONE STANDING AWKWARDLY WAITING FOR THE WHEEL TO STOP.
CHUCK NORRIS CAN DELETE THE RECYCLING BIN.
IF U SPELL CHUCK NORRIS IN SCRABBLE ,U WIN ,FOREVER!!
CHUCK NORRIS BOWLED A 300 ONCE, WITH OUT A BALL . HE WASNT EVEN IN A BOWLING ALLEY
CHUCK NORRIS ATE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS ONCE. HE BLINKED
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SPEAK BRAILLE
CHUCK NORRIS SHOT THE SHERRIF ,,, BUT HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKED THE DEPUTY
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS ENTERS A ROOM HE DOES NOT!! TURN THE LIGHT ON, HE TURNS THE DARK OFF! :)
YAY
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Chuck norris qualified at the daytona 500 at a top speed of 343. With out a car
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