If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble.... you Win, forever.
Aliens Do exist.. They just know better than to come to a planet where Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris wears the orion belt around his pinky toe... and Eats the big dipper.
On Chuck Norris's Birthday, He chooses one lucky Child to be thrown in the Sun.
Ozzy obourne bites the heads off Bats.. Chuck Norris Bites the Heads off Siberian Tigers.
Chuck Norris can round house kick you and alter your DNA so much.. Your descendents will Clutch their head and say "What the hell was that!?"
They say Curiosity killed the cat.. That is false.. Chuck norris killed each and every one of them.
Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blow torch to masturbate.
Chuck Norris has never won a Academy Award for acting... Because he's not acting.
When God said, "let there be light".... Chuck Norris Replied .. "Say Please"
Chuck Norris Doesn't take showers.. He takes Blood-Baths.
Every body loves ramond, Except For chuck norris.
Chuck Norris Can squeez lemon juice,, out of an orange.
Chuck Norris does not have hair on his Balls... Because Hair Does not grow on Steel.
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