Fucked up girlfriend stuff

[funkmaster]

OK so my girlfriend Ashlee I really like her. But her mom works at my School. SO there was a rumer a while ago about her and this other dude Dakota, he smokes weed a lot. Anyway he decided it would be funny to say he Screwed her. So that totally screwed her up and her mom went ape sh@#. That was a month ago. So im going out with her and her mom wants her to break up with me cause my history teacher says im a bad kid and I didn't fuc**** do anything he doesn't know me and I have a B- in his class. She really likes me. WTF should I do? Ill probably talk to that fag and show him who's boss. Any suggestions?

[B1G_BR0TH3R]

Do you have/will have in the future her mom as a teacher?

[funkmaster]

Nah shes a sub and aid

[B1G_BR0TH3R]

Nah shes a sub and aid

ok then.

Here's the deal, go out with her, and you have two options:

1.
You want to deal with her mom, so you continue dating her

2.
Her mom's a total bitch, so you use the patent (pending) dating method created by BB:

-date
-make sexy time
-dump

[mexjoker95]

lol at option number 2 lol

[CoDeX]

-date
-make sexy time
-dump

People have been doing that for years and most times don't use date part.

[B1G_BR0TH3R]

People have been doing that for years and most times don't use date part.

I prefer to have the date in there

[AlienatedTailz]

If this girl really likes you, then she won't give a shit that her mother doesn't want you to go out with her. If she breaks up with you over it, she ain't worth it and doesn't have the same feelings you do. Don't listen to these idiots, they're just trying to sound funny. Tell her mother that grades don't mean a thing when it comes to love. If she can't accept that, tell her she's got a looooooong and bumpy road if she breaks up with you because there are a lot of worse guys in your school.

And I find it hard to believe that you have a B- in your class with your spelling. Last time I checked, "rumor" doesn't have an "e" in it...

[funkmaster]

It's history not the history of the American alphabet. Sorry I'm on my iPod typos happen. And I fixed it I called her and talked to her mom she said that her daughter loves me and that she was just over protective of her because of what the dakota dude said. I said I understand and that I'll take great care of her daughter. So it's a happy ending....for now.

[H0LY.J3SUS]

1. Beat the shit out of Dakota.
2. Slap Ashlee's mom, and show her who's boss.
3. Slap Ashlee for causing all of this.
4. ????
5. Profit.